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Q Which way did the programmer goA from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Q: Which way did the programmer go? A: He went DATA way!

Q How does Bill Gates enter his from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house? A. He uses "windows".

Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer. You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins. No, thanks. But I could do with some new batteries.

Doctor doctor I keep thinking Im a from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a computer. My goodness, you'd better come to my surgery right away! I can't, my power cable won't reach that far.

Why do computer teachers never get sickBecause from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Why do computer teachers never get sick? Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Why did the duck stick his leg from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the duck stick his leg from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer? He wanted to have webbed feet.

Why did the dish and spoon hide from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t.

Why did the computer act crazyIt had from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Why did the computer act crazy? It had a screw loose.

Would you like to buy a secondhand from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Would you like to buy a second-hand computer? I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand as it is.

Who sits on Cinderellas keyboardButtons Computer jokes from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Who sits on Cinderella's keyboard? Buttons.

Youre spending a lot of time at from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
You're spending a lot of time at that computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked? No, they've always been blue!

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers? Click Turpin

Which kind of ink do you put from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Which kind of ink do you put in your computer's printer? Black, Red or Iced? Iced Ink? Well, yes you do, but I didn't want to mention it.

Which football team to you need to from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Which football team to you need to connect up your computer? Leeds.

Where is the best place to buy from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Where is the best place to buy computer software? Washington C.D

Where does an elephant carry its laptopIn from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
Where does an elephant carry its laptop? In its trunk.

When do computers go to sleepWhen its from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
When do computers go to sleep? When it's internight.

Whats the difference between your finger and from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What's the difference between your finger and a hammer? I don't know! Well, you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do you get if you take from Flashcomment Computer jokes Jokes
What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink? A slipped disk.